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thecakebar:

Red Velvet Cake Ice Cream
Has crumbled red velvet cupcakes inside the ice cream batter! 
Perfect for Valentines day!

thecakebar:

Red Velvet Cake Ice Cream

  • Has crumbled red velvet cupcakes inside the ice cream batter! 
  • Perfect for Valentines day!

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— 7 months ago with 6168 notes

peaceloveandbrittana:

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

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— 7 months ago with 1103062 notes
Uterus:oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me:don't
Uterus:and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus:hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus:wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus:if something were to
Me:
Uterus:happen
— 7 months ago with 416869 notes

wimpynoodle:

this is something higher than hd and it’s making me so uncomfortable

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— 7 months ago with 635370 notes

frozenfaery:

new years resolution: take care of myself like i’d take care of a puppy.

that means:

  • make sure i have enough food
  • give myself fresh water
  • take myself for walks
  • let myself have time to play
  • tell myself how loved and cute i am

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— 7 months ago with 29449 notes

freebiglurch:

luv it when U call me big pasta

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— 7 months ago with 54434 notes

k1ssedbyfire:

things that are awesome

  • women wanting to be stay at home moms or housewives
  • women wanting to be senators or doctors or feminism spokespersons or anything else

things that are not awesome

  • women feeling like they have to be stay at home moms or housewives
  • women feeling like they have to be senators or doctors or feminism spokespersons or anything else

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— 7 months ago with 63760 notes
britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

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— 7 months ago with 376973 notes